Wait, Fred Durst is Not a Murderer?
Even though many of us who grew up in the late ’90s and early 2000s can blame Limp Bizkit‘s Fred Durst for killing our love for music, it turns out that he is actually not a murderer.
In case you missed it, earlier this month The Associated Press (AP) reported that a man by the name of Robert Durst had been arrested in connection with weapons charges and a first-degree murder accusation. The problem? AP referred to Robert as “the former Limp Bizkit frontman.” Shortly thereafter, AP cleaned the egg off of its face and corrected itself by noting that Robert is in fact a real estate heir…or the vocalist of one of earth’s cruellest jokes.
To have fun with (read: capitalize) on this case of mistaken identity, Fred has shared a photo on Instagram in which he is wearing a “Not Robert” hoodie. Of course, the Limp Bizkit logo is also featured on both sleeves, leaving us to believe that Fred’s piece of humour will soon be commercially available. Somehow, Fred doesn’t look all that innocent: maybe it’s time to trim the fugitive-chic beard?
Remember 2000’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water? Yeah, those were bad times.
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