Morrissey Tells Autograph Seeker He Has Ebola
Is Morrissey a moody fellow? Of course he is. That’s part of what has made the ex-Smiths vocalist such a 
fascinating figure over the years. That, and his passion for hating human carnivores and royalty is about as impressive as watching someone walk blindfolded across a tightrope.
Well, Morrissey certainly added to his legend recently, by allegedly using the old ‘sorry, I have Ebola’ excuse when asked for an autograph. The tale was shared upon Morrissey-Solo.com:
“I met Morrissey tonight but unfortunately his bodyguard would not allow me to take a picture and when I asked Morrissey for his autograph he told me he couldn’t because he has Ebola…. typical Morrissey answer… still exciting though.”
Seeing as Morrissey traveled into Los Angeles, we are 98% certain he wouldn’t have done so if he did in fact have Ebola. Then again, we wouldn’t put it past Morrissey wanting to wipe out certain factions of America. That would make great headlines.
We’d speculate that he flew in healthy and may be working on a new album.
You stay classy Morrissey!
-Adam Grant
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